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[the-daycare-pokecenter]

[HI! HELLO! WE'VE NEVER MET BEFORE. WE HAVE NOW! TO CATCH YOU UP TO SPEED I'M A ROTOM. AND I'M HELP- HELP- HELPING!!!]

[IF YOU WANT TO HELP TOO, SEND YOUR COMLAINTS TO {CORPERATE EMAIL} STATING YOU PREFFERED WHEN DCPC WAS PRIVATELY OWNED]

[DON'T WORRY, MR. SILAS! THIS ROTOM HAS GOT THINGS UNDER CONTROL!]

[Hehehe when Master Seren finds out she's going to be so mad. 😬]

New Management? I apologize but this is new news to me as I was sick for a few weeks. Is everything alright over there?

@preschool-teacher-silas

Good morning, Silas!

In the past few weeks, our corporate company found out about our tumblr and disagreed with how we were advertising ourselves, so they started helping us. We even have a new manager who works directly under me. Lots of changes you've missed out on recently!

- Director Moor

[arcaneniffler]

Looking for beta readers

for my dramione regency au fanfiction

“Where the spirit meets the bones”

Hermione Granger is supposedly a spinster, but she keeps declining every marriage proposal, because she’s in love with Ron Weasley. Too bad for her, since after breaking her heart 4 years ago, he now returns, with a fiancée in tow.
Draco Malfoy never intended to find a wife during his short visit to London, but when he finds himself more and more in the company of Miss Granger, he can’t help but form a plan in his head; the two of them pretend to be engaged, so he can stay in peace, and she can make Weasley jelous.
Will Hermione be able to refuse this proposal?

If you’re interested, please comment or repost or contact me somehow!🩷 I’d greatly appriciate the help— especially if english is your first language, you’ve done beta reading before or you’re a writer yourself.

Find the tropes here

If you want to read all the previously posted parts on ao3:

[fireflywalk]

request master list ✧*:･ﾟ

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i do two types of shuffle boards !

1. mood board

2. image shuffle

when requesting, specify what kind of shuffle you prefer! (mind you, my mood boards arent the standard 3x3, but rather a chaotic mess of character aesthetic goodness)

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when you request an image shuffle, it would be greatly appriciated/preferred if you add a specific image you want me to base my shuffle around. if you dont have a specific image in mind, you can try describing the vibe youre looking for! you can also name specific colours, items, etc., that you want me to include :)

when you request a mood board shuffle, it would help me out alot if you were to describe the vibe, or name the aesthetic youre looking for. you can also name specific colours, items, etc., that you want me to include :)

FANDOMS :

marauders (characters, ships, scenerios, eras ..)

overwatch (characters, character skins, ships ..)

kpop (whole groups, duos, idols, concepts .. the specific image thing applies to this category ESPECIALLY cuz and idol can have many looks, id prefer if you choose which one you want me to shuffle ^__^)

tbh, any fandom as long as theres an image added, or a specific vibe described <3

examples of my work ~

mood board ; 🧸 ; image shuffle

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if you are unsure about some of the info on this list, or have any questions, please dont hesitate to ask!

request always open, but they tend to take a while so patience is appreciated !!

- sincerely yours,

lily ! 🪷

[supa-suckers]

Vince:

Dating Headcanons:

Let's start by addresing the elephant in the room; this man's lack of trust and dis-attachment from people in genral.

Try not to take it personally s/o ,that's just who he is:two files of your background on top of his desk where you can see it, dosen't talk about his emotions unless it's anger.

Planeterium dates, it's relaxing to him to imagine that in the when looking at the bigger picture all of his failures, shortcomings, sins etc. are just specks in the garnd tapestry of the universe.

Also it's educational so it's not a TOTTAL waste of time.

Fancy restaurant dates, big event dates, İ.U match dates and of course sabotage dates.

Not big on PDA at all get off of him eww but will hold your hand under the table or bump his knee/shoulder to yours if he's been too cold/he senses your struggling.

Loves your neck and back, the palm of your hands and the michevious little shine in your eyes. Will press his forehead to yours when he's had a hard day (everday), will never tell you but adores it when you hold his hand or his face or smooth your hand on his chest/back.

Will introduce you to İ.U after a month or so after you guys start dating, he dosen't care for their approval but it's a bonus if they get along with s/o.

Won't ask for it and most likely won't force his s/o into it but would greatly appriciate help in The Business(s)™.

Do you smoke? Well you better learn how. This guys high wired and stressed enough as is and with İ.U added he needs his smoke and s/o breaks every now and then and it just feels awkward if it's just him that's puffing and it's alright after all since both of you are responsible, mature adults, right? RİGHT?

Loves dancing especially the slow, sensual sort if s/o dosen't know then he'll teach them, he also likes card games and luck games (gambling) in general so he'll teach them those if they don't know as well.

He has a tendency to apologize with gifts rather than words so it might be up to s/o to initiate the conversation that will take them to the root of the problems.

Tottaly fine with s/o preffering not to go public his confidence isn't so fragile as to get hurt by that but won't sweat too much to keep them off the headlines either.

Calls his s/o when work get's too stresfull to either talk it through to them so they have both heads on deck or to listen to their day, the sound of their voice helps him.

Will get his s/o expensive ass gifts that fit the İ.U -and the mafia- brand; poisnous looking perfume (Dior apple one, Lost Cherry Let's Rock etc.) , thick, long dark coats with either fur lining or hidden pockets (or both), mesmerizing rings, one of those location lockets, leather gloves (not latex eww), fancy cigs (Djarnn vanilla or black, Millano strawberry), designer shades just to hide your -pretty- face, lingeries if you will.

Sends you this -im tired of this- face when his team start acting up. Also not really on the protective or jealous side but will order some of his man (İ.U or mafia) to tail his partner when he can't be around them himself luckliy they're good at their jobs so they won't notice, hopefully or not.

Speaking of the team they will most likely joke about s/o being the 'chill' manager if they're included in S.L work regardless of wheter or not they're actually chill.

Arguments last long and are hurtfull, both sides will need some time to themselves afterwards but Vince dosen't argue over small or silly things -no matter how much they might bother s/o- so they occur very rare.

Break-up is cold and final you're out of his life buh bye.

[untitledinstinct]

If yall want me to get stuffed today, imma need some help from a feeder.

My belly needs to be full, but I can't afford to fill it up. If you can help feed me fatter, I'd greatly appriciate it.

Photos and clips will absolutely happen.

🐷🐷🥵🥵🐷🐷😶‍🌫️🥰 fatten me up good, I'll be your good (not so) little piggy.

I'm hungry and horny, and craving fast food.

Can you fill me up?

(I do not use the name on my PayPal acct. It's my dead name)

[raikkxz]

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨ 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐀 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑 (sv5) 𝐱𝐨 ୧˚

★ 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝﹕ yes/no — 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦﹕Formula 1 [?] — 𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞﹕smau — 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲﹕based off this request by @cliosunshine <3 — 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬﹕im not really sure what warnings there are, use of y/n, use of curse words, reader is faceless, i got some of the dates wrong, probably not proof read well, lmk if there's anything i missed!! — 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠﹕sebastian vettel 5 x fem!reader — 𝐰/𝐜﹕icba to check coz this is an smau LMAO ★ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚/𝐧﹕ hii my lovely angels!! no, i haven't finished the alex summers fic 😓 this became a little longer than i expected, buuuuut i had a lovely time making this 🤭 enjoy! ౨ৎ 𝐭𝐚𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ;; none yet :)

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yns.library had to scream that off by writing and more screaming but hey, meet and greet on march 10th in australia! can't wait to see you all, yeehaw! 🤠🫶

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user : SHE'S SO GORGEOUS OML.

yns.library : TYY!

user : wait she likes seb but she's a ferrari fan??

user : babes, you can be fans of different teams and different drivers.. liked by creator!

user : I CAN'T WAIT FOR HER NEXT BOOK liked by creator! yourbff : BEAUTIFUL GIRL!

yns.library : ALL YOU

yourbff : can confirm, she was screaming all around the house.

yns.library : SHHHH I HAVE A VERY GOOD REASON FOR THAT. user : HELP I LOVE THEM user : i would be screaming too if i were a writer and THE sebastian vettel read MY books!! yns.library : YES YOU GET ME!!

yourbff : ..y/n babes, i think you got texas and australia mixed up 😞

yns.library : are they not basically the same........

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Hello, Y/N!

yns.library

hii! wait.. redbull??? 😭

redbullracing

Yes, haha! We heard you were coming to Australia. We were wondering if you'd like to come to the paddock for the race! We know you're a Tifosi, but it doesn't hurt to change sides sometimes 😌

yns.library

oh my god?! i would love to!

redbullracing

Well then, pack your bags! We'll text you later for more info, don't forget to bring a pen to sign some books too! See you in Australia, Ms. L/N 😉 message liked by @/yns.library!

yns.library

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yourbff

GIRLIE, SPILL RN.

yns.library

REDBULL FUCKIN RACING MESSAGED ME AND SAID I CAN COME TO THE PADDOCK FOR THE AUSTRALIA GP?!

yourbff

OH. MY. GOD. [who's that again]

yns.library

... f1 😔

yourbff

OH RIGHT!! MAYBE YOU'LL SEE THAT CUTE BOY YOU'VE BEEN RANTING ABOUT!

yns.library

HEY I HAVE NOT BEEN RANTING! @/yourbff reacted 😒 to your message!

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yns.library hihii guess who's going to another part of australia for another meet n greettttttt :)

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yns.library : CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ML 😚

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☆ 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚/𝐧﹕is it bad that i'm obsessed with my own layout 🤭i had sosoosso much fun making this, though i did get stuck a few times.. anyway, follow the next part and for more! have a lovely day, i hope you enjoyed <3

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[exzerass]

Hi! I'm still having high blood pressure and fever. Being diabetic is awful .Help me get what I need so when I leave I can stay healed and get better today &i need an insulin pump ASAP to bring my blood sugar back down. This is a life-threatening situation.share widely & donate

Any blessing will greatly appriciated.

Goals: $175/$350

Hi! I have left a small donation a few days ago, i hope you're able to get your insulin as quick as possible.

For anyone who might read this post, please consider donating!! Every small bit helps, even if you think it doesnt.

[shinystarfishmoon]

hii i wanted to ask u a question 🐥

im a reality shifter,and im feeling really stuck right now. i wanted to ask if theres an advice for me?

Hii ... thank you for sending your initials in the other ask , so

the cards I have for you are, 3 of coins , 3 of swords {IN REVERSE }

So the advise that the cards have for you generally 3 of cup is about corelate and the condition of a working environment . so I feel like how this corelates to your situation is that you might be having some problems in your real life that might have been bothering you resulting in you being not able to swift . try cleaning your room before you try to sift , or if this is really about some problem in your material life try solving it . also there of swords in reverse you need to heal from whatever that might be causing grief . do not ignore it but try to heal it . also meditation may help ....

THANK YOU for participating ...

{A FEEDBACK WOULD BE GREATLY APPRICIATED }

[wooflesthatwoof]

You never realize how much Princey moves around until you need a screenshot of him when he isn’t flapping his arms around like a madman

[bonbow]

Would anyone have tips on where to sell your jrock albums and stuff? Help is greatly appriciated! 🙏

[tsuumu]

hii!! if it's ok then could i request headcanons of sugawara and oikawa who have a classical pianist s/o?? have lovely day! 💖

hi anon!! i really hope you enjoy this little drabble hc type thing. i tend to ramble a bit but this was really interesting! i love the piano and used to play myself.

• sugawara himself has never been musically adept to any significant degree, but he’s always been extremely fascinated in others that are. there’s something mesmerising to him about it. it’s something he likes to appriciate rather than persue himself.

• you sort of just... sprung it onto him that you’d been playing piano for a large majority of your life. it’d been when you visited your parent’s house for the first time in ages with the boy and your childhood grand-piano sat pretty, just where you’d left it.

• fingers running over the top of it, he asks if your mother or father plays. you nod, explaining that music is a sort of therapy in your household, joking that your mother practically lives and dies over these keys each passing day. you’ll probably never catch up to her.

“wait, you play?” his eyes widen.

“oh— yes. i never mentioned it?”

• where you live doesn’t have a proper piano within a mile of the place. it’s painful for you, you miss playing. sitting down, fingers brushing over the ridges of the keys. not even dust. this thing is precious to all of you under that roof.

“uh-uh. please, do it for me.”

• so you do. you play and you’re happy to play. the ghostly melody of Claude Debussy’s Clair De Lune thrumming from the heart of the piano. it’s heartachingly wonderful. you have the boy absolutely enamoured, fixated on the movement of your fingertips as the atmosphere changes completely. and you, you’re— you’re smiling, it’s not hard for you at all. he’s shocked at how easy you make it look.

• he feels like he’s fallen in love with something so very special, additionally to what he knew before. you’re absolutely golden. sugawara can’t help but tilt your chin up to him after you’ve played that final chord, kissing you gently.

“that was beautiful. you are so beautiful.”

• koushi will beg you to take him back to your parent’s more often just to hear you play. your mother play. it solidifies their relationship and leaves you knowing he’s going to be long-term. but he’ll never ask you to teach him. he’s perfectly happy playing the observer and admiring you in full bloom as you play.

• sugawara is a very homely boyfriend and there’s something so warmingly domestic about the piano.

• tooru is the stark opposite, practically grovelling at your feet to show him how you work your magic.

• he knew pretty early on that you were a pianist, simply because it’s your pride and joy. it’s what brings you the most peace and resolve. as volleyball is to him. you two had no problems exchanging exciteable passion over your excellent talents.

• but the thing about tooru, is that he gets very jealous of skills he doesn’t have — he wants them. and he’ll try at least once to get them.

“(y/n), please!”

“it’s not as simple as just showing you!”

“i know, but— but you’ll never know if we don’t try!”

• you sigh LOUDLY, before dragging him by the nape of his collar to the piano stool, sitting him down, you rest your chin on the top of his head and slap down the music sheets. he stares blankly.

“what’s this?”

“you’re joking.”

• tooru is a smart little boy, he knows piano isn’t easy and it takes time and endurance, alongside professional lessons, to even begin understanding and manoeuvring the instrument. but this— what’s this?

“this looks difficult...”

“that’s what i said!” you half yell at him, before plscing your hands over his, you list off the notes, pressing down lightly on each one. “got it?” he tilts his head.

“one more time.”

• it goes on like that, you giving tooru little lessons when he isn’t too exhausted from his work. he’s appriciative really, that you’re even giving him the time of day. other times he’ll just ask you to play because he claims it’s relaxing enough to help him recover from matches. his personal favorite is Yiruma’s River Flows In You, with its melancholic tinge, he feels like he’s somewhere else entirely when you’re in full flow, somewhere tranquil and safe, but a little lonely. just how he likes it.

• you oblige, because you love him dearly and eventually, he’s able to play a song or two for you. and oh, it’s adorable! he messes up from time to time but he really does want to make you proud.

• in exchange, you learn the rules of volleyball and he teaches you recieving. it’s fun. you’re able to form a bond over such different interests. he’a grateful you’re willing to put up with his nuances and actually spend time with him, he’s always been a little bad at that himself, but you motivate him greatly to actively communicate through something he finds happiness in.

[the-daycare-pokecenter]

[An update is sent to Manager Chase regarding about three dozen letters of complaint coming from the staff of and families that go to a little child care center in Ikoni by the name of Little Smoliv Preschool. All giving the general complaints about the previous changes to the center site and blog. As well as the general changes in services. As to whether it is a shocking amount of complaints is potentially yet to be determined, but it is still a good bit of complaints in such a short amount of time.] @preschool-teacher-silas

[ZZT- ZZT- TRANSCRIPT SEREN AND ROTOM'S (ME!) CONVERSATION FROM LAST NIGHT. RECORDED AND UPLOADED BY ROTOM]

What the actual fuck.

[GOOD EVENING, MASTER SEREN!! YOU'RE LOOKING LIVELY.]

You're interfering with my job. You can't do that, Rotom.

[HEHE, WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT? DOES WORK REALLY MATTER THAT MUCH?!]

If I get fired, we could lose the apartment. We could lose everything.

[YOU COULD FIND ANOTHER JOB... I WOULD HELP!]

What about this, hm? Was this your doing too? All these goddamn emails... corperate is going to be pissed, if they haven't seen it already.

[I DIDN'T WRITE THEM, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. THERE'S A REASON THIS DCPC GOT POPULAR ON ROTOMBLR. THEY HAVE STRONG CONNECTIONS!]

Did you start a go fund me? For them to go private? Are you insane?

[NOT INSANE!! JUST A LITTLE SILLY HEHEHE.]

And what do you think the boss is going to say?

[YOU DON'T LIKE HER, ANYWAY. AND I DESPISE HER.]

She's dangerous, and this could mean big trouble for all of us.

[IF YOU ASKED MOOR FOR HELP, SHE'D HELP YOU IN A HEART BEAT.]

Moor doesn't like me. I wouldn't like me either in this situation...

[SHE DOESN'T CARE. IF YOU NEEDED HELP, SHE'D HELP. I'VE LEARNED THIS BY GOING THROUGH HER ENTIRE DESKTOP!]

That's an invasion of privacy! Arceus above, you're hopeless.

[AND YET, I'M FULL OF HOPE!!! DID YOU KNOW, MOOR'S GREAT AUNT USED TO OWN THIS PLACE BEFORE CORPERATE BOUGHT HER OUT??? THIS IS MOOR'S FAMILY BUISSNESS.]

You're not going to stop, are you?

[NOPE!]

Fine. Fine! Do what you will. I suppose I'll beg Moor for a job when I'm fired in a few days.

[THATS THE SPIRT- SPIRT- SPIRT!!!]

[TRANSCRIPT ENDS.]

[stellarpriestess]

hellllo! i hope you are having a good day. may i please get a reading about how my fs' parents will see and treat me and how my parents' will see and treat my fs? thank you so much! - c 🥰

I had a very busy day, thank you for asking! I hope you are doing well, too! I pulled 3 cards for you - 4 of Wands( for how fs parents see and treat you),8 of Swords in Reverse ( for how your parents will treat and see your fs), and Page of Wands (overall). It sounds to me as if your fs' parents view you in a very kind light! They find you and your fs to be a wonderful couple, and they approve of you greatly! There is a great amount of peace with these people towards you, and they will be very nice to you! As for your parents towards fs', They will feel almost a sense of relief. I feel they wont be as enthusiastic as his, but nonetheless, they will approve and appriciate him. Overall, they seem very enthusiastic for the two of you! They wish the best for you both, and are very warm -hearted. I hope this helped in any way, and thank you for your patience! 💖

[toomanyfandoms02]

The Transporter -Part Two- // Spencer Reid x Reader

Well here is part two of this whole new thing. I hope you guys like it :)

Word count ~ 2,630

It was a weird feeling. It took mere seconds but I could feel all of it.

It was like stretching, it wasn't uncomfortable, it was just odd.

I stumbled a bit, taking in my surroundings. It was a nice little apartment, I was set in the kitchen. Ahead of me I could see what looked like two bedrooms, a bathroom and the kitchen/dining room was connected. There was an older looking laptop sitting on the dining table with a sign next to it.

*You're gonna need this at the bureau! Good luck :) I'll see you soon. (Hopefully with an update on Spencer? ;))*

I shoved the laptop in the case that was neatly set on the table, slinging it over my shoulder and staring at my new home. I couldn't believe this was happening. And I don't think it's ever going to register completely.

A loud knock brought me out of my trance, I was at the door quickly, greeted by a giddy woman.

"Hello! You must be y/n. Your sister said you would probably be here today. I'm Amanda, your landlord." She shook my hand enthusiastically. I assume that Christine introduced herself as my sister.

"Yeah, Chris said this was a nice place. I unfortunately think I need to be going. I think I'm suppose to be introducing myself at my new job."

"Ah yes! At the FBI. Good luck to you." She moved from my way and I had her point me towards the BAU.

Christine was correct, the BAU was only a 10 minute walk from my apartment. I was literally shaking with nerves and excitement. I had dreamed for *years* of meeting Spencer Reid, more realistically Matthew Gray Gubler. But now that it was happening? I was almost too scared to do it.

Almost.

I walked into the doors instantly being questioned by a young man at the front desk. "Are you looking for someone? Can I have a name?"

"Y/n y/l/n, and I'm looking for Aaron Hotchner. I believe I'm suppose to be introducing myself today, I'm a new recruit."

"Ah I see, the new profiler." He nodded, looking at the screen. He then gave me a floor number and I headed up. I was cracking my knuckles the whole way up, it was a nervous tick. As soon as the doors opened I recognized many people.

JJ was hunched over her desk obviously reviewing a case file. Hotch, Derek and Rossi were in Hotch's office discussing something. That's when I saw the reason I had even considered this completely. Reid and Emily were staring at the board in the conference room. Emily was clearly trying to point more things out so Reid could put together a proper profile.

I knew I had to keep my composure and be professional. I *also* realized I have to act like I don't know everything about these people. So I calmly walked to Hotchs office and knocked lightly on the door. Rossi opened the door with his eyebrows knit together.

"Do you need something? Have a case to propose?"

I was a little frozen. Seeing one of your idols up close was a little...*overwhelming*. How was I gonna act when I was around Spencer?

"Oh! Uh, no. I'm the new recruit?" It came out as a question, which I'm sure confused him even more. I shot my hand out to him to shake. "Y/n y/l/n. My sister said she briefed you on my experience." That was a small lie, I was just assuming and **hoping** she did. He smiled, taking my hand.

"Yes of course. Come on in." He swung the door open further so I could enter the office. Derek was leaned on a chair in front of Hotch, who was sitting at his desk. "I'm David Rossi, this is Derek Morgan and this is Aaron Hotchner, our unit chief." I shook Derek and Hotchners hands, they were just as welcoming as I had hoped. We discussed a few things before we were on out way to the conference room. I began cracking my knuckles again. Hotch looked down at me, I quickly realized he was attempting to profile me, and clearly succeeding.

"There's nothing to be nervous about Ms. Y/l/n. You will fit in perfectly here." He reassured. I nodded, shoving my hands in my pockets to only slightly prevent myself from cracking them profusely.

Then there I was, entering the heavily windowed conference room. I had recognized the photos on the board since I had watched Criminal Minds so many times.

"Oh my god Cold Comfort." I muttered to myself. That was the name of the episode. It was the case where a man had been embalming his victims while alive. I had landed myself on the exact date of a pretty important case.

"Hmm?" Derek questioned me. Hearing me whisper a bit. I just shook my head with a nervous smile.

Emily had turned around to wave but Spencer kept his face glued to the board, which I was partially grateful for.

"That is Doctor Spencer Reid and Emily Prentiss. This is our new recruit, Agent y/n y/l/n. She has a degree in Criminal Justice, she also minored in psychology and sociology. She has been profiling in a different department for four years and I've been told she is quite talented at it." At that comment Specer had whipped around. He was holding a dry erase marker in his mouth and a pen in his hand. It was taking every single cell in me to not squeal just a little bit. So I just smiled.

"Will you profile me?" He asked, pulling the marker from his mouth and setting it on some papers the were strewn across the large table. I raised an eyebrow in confusion. "Well statistically speaking if you have been doing this for several years, you *should* be pretty good at it. Considering you are being complimented on it implies that you are slightly above average for the actual limited years you have been doing it. So will you profile me?"

Are you kidding? I knew him like the back of my hand, this was going to be way to easy.

"Alright." I stood up a little straighter and smoothed out the skirt I was wearing. "You didn't have a particularly nuclear family kind of childhood. You lick your lips a lot, you've done it 4 times since I've been standing in this room, this is commonly learned from anxiety at a young age. I assume you have a pretty good IQ, considering you didn't use any contractions. It shows sophistication. I'm guessing you graduated highschool *way* early, I'm thinking...twelve? You look pretty young to be doing this kind of job, kind of like me. And I've been told you have multiple PhD's, that takes a while, even if you're a genius. But I graduated when I was sixteen. Nothing too special, only 2 years early. And lastly, I would guess you have an eidetic memory, correct? Theres a notebook sitting next to you. It even has your name printed at the top. It was made for you. But you haven't touched it since I entered this floor from what I can tell. You don't need it because everything is permanently in your mind." I cracked my knuckles once more, trying to gauge him again.

He wiped his hand over his face. "Wow, uh, that is incredibly detailed and accurate. Have you read any of my articles online?" I shook my head. "You seriously have no prior knowledge of me?" I shook my head again, which is kind of a lie you know? I mean, I knew *everything* about him. I knew a lot of things about all of these people. But really I knew most about him. He was like an idol to me. "That is incredible. How long did you say you've been doing this?" He asked with a tilt of his head. I couldn't help but smile more, he was even cuter in person and it was almost hard to stand.

"Four years. I worked as an intern under my uncle. He's the one that inspires me most." I probably shouldn't be discussing my real family, saying as they definitely won't ever know of them. What are the chances they would even want to anyway?

"Well I would love to meet him one day, he clearly mentored you well." Spencer said, looking at me hopefully.

Well shit. "Uh, yeah, maybe one day." I looked over at the door, more looking away because I was totally lying and did not want to be profiled, but I then saw JJ.

"Oh, this is Jennifer Jareau. She usually goes by JJ. JJ, this is y/n y/l/n. Our new profiler." Hotch gestured to her. JJ smiled sincerely and shook my hand.

"It's great to meet you. I heard your sister talking about you, it's a pleasure to have you on the team." Clearly Christine has set me up for immense success, which I greatly appriciated. I sat at the table, ready to listen to the details of the case that I remembered a good bit about. I quickly tucked my laptop under my chair.

"So yesterday, Brooke Lombardini our victim. Had a call out from a disposable phone directed to her mother. It is kinda of suspicious and definitely statistically impossible to prove that it is even her because it's only a whisper-" Hotch cut him off with a stern look. Spencer huffed lightly, continuing. "Anyway. There is slight evidence that she is alive. We are looking for someone with medical experience, considering he has the tools to embalm. It also appears that he is doing it while they are still alive." At this point, I was pretty happy that I already knew a lot about this case. Because it was really hard to focus when he talked, I loved it. So for about half of the time I was just watching him talk.

After being briefed, JJ took me to my desk, where she began to explain who was who in the office. Of course I already knew everything about them, but I really just wanted JJ's opinion on them.

"So that hunk over there," she gestured to Derek, "He would probably take a bullet for anyone. He has a very good heart and he's very hard working."

"Is Mr. Hunk Morgan your hunk?" I already knew the answer, but I wanted to tease her.

"Oh. No no. This is my hunk." She pulled her wallet out, showing me a picture if Will. "Will is a cop in another city." She looked at the picture lovingly. "But Morgan does have a weird relationship with Garcia." She then nodded at Penelope.

"Penelope is a very sweet, and incredibly quirky woman who is a blessing to the team. She will immediately start calling you sweety when you officially meet her. I'll bet money on it." I giggled a little and pretended to take notes which got her to laugh. "Reid is a special kind of sweet. He constantly tries to keep people safe. He's obviously a genius. He will talk your ear off about anything until you tell him to stop, so don't even get him started. He doesn't read social queues very well." I shrugged, setting my head in my hand as I peered into the conference room.

"I think he's sweet." I *now* realized that I seemed like a complete creep for thinking that if I had only known him for an hour. "I mean, he seems sweet. It's always nice to have a genius around right?"

"Curse and a blessing. Anyway, Hotch is a hard-ass, but he would do anything for this team. He's a great leader. Emily can be stern sometimes. She knows how to get answers out of people and she doesn't take any shit. And I'm sure you know Rossi, from his books?"

"Yes! He's seems great to work with."

"Yes, definitely. It's a weird team, but I wouldn't trade then for the world."

"Well I'm glad that you guys are so caringly taking me into your family."

"Of course, you'll be one of us in no time."

It wasn't long before I was starting my trek home. The walk was was very peaceful. It gave me a long time to soak in this wonderful universe. I had to walk through a park to get home, and all I could think was

*Wow, I could get use to this*

Once I was home, I flopped down on the couch, thinking about netflix but guess what?

*Netflix started their streaming site only two years ago*

Well that idea is out the window. I decided I was going to turn to disney channel and bask in the best decade of disney shows. But that would have to wait until I came back, I wanted to report things to Christine.

I grabbed my 'Come Back Device' and went to press it when I was interrupted by a knock for the second time today. I dropped the device, it landing on the couch safely.

"Coming, hold on." I walked to the door opening it to the last person I expected to see.

The one and only, Spencer Reid.

"Uh hi. You kinda left this under your chair in the conference room." He presented my laptop to me. My cheeks flushed for a second, knowing it was because I was distracted in there.

"Oh, thank you! Wait how did you-"

"Don't worry, I'm not some stalker." He waved his hands in defence. "I just looked at your file so I could bring this to you. Which also sounds kind of stalkerish but that was definitely not my intention. But you should know, if I was a stalker I wouldn't have come to you directly, that would be too-" I cut him off, I couldn't let him torture himself like this.

"Hey, Dr. Reid, I don't think you're a stalker." I giggled, grabbing my laptop from his hand. "Thank you though, for bringing it to me." He looked a little past me, at the couch.

"It was my pleasure. You can also call me Spencer. What is that?" He began pointing at the device.

"Oh uh, it's for my Halloween costume this year."

"And you're starting it now? In February?"

"Yeah!" I said a little loudly and enthusiastically. I lowered my tone, trying to think of some character in this timeline it could represent.... Bingo! "It's for an Iron Man costume. Just wanted it to be accurate. I leaned against the door frame, partially blocking his view of it.

"You like Iron Man?" I nodded. "I agree. I think that Robert Downey Junior is the perfect fit for him. I think it helps that he has a sort of troubled past already to fit his character well." Before he could drag me into a conversation like this, I stopped him. I didn't want to stop him. I loved his little rants. But I knew if I was pulled into a Marvel discussion, I will talk for hours.

"Yeah! I'm so sorry. I would really, trust me, really like to keep talking, but I am so exhausted and I'm not sure I would be good company. Thank you so much again for bringing this to me Dr.- I mean Spencer." I lifted it up and smiled.

"Yes of course. Any time. See you tomorrow Agent y/l/n."

"You can call me y/n."

He smiled with a little salute, "y/n."

And then he was gone. I huffed, heading back inside incredibly flustered and down right anxious. I swiftly grabbed the device and pressed the button, opening the portal back.

I had a *lot* to tell Christine.

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